Age Limit

You know how there comes a day for many older people when their family must make the difficult decision to ask them to stop driving? Well, in my case, I think my family will have to remove me from the use of all sharp kitchen objects. I use more band-aids than the rest of my family combined. I currently have two rather significant cuts--one on each thumb. One from a kitchen knife, one from washing the food processor blade. Ay yi yi....